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There once was an old man from Brewster
who said to his wife, as he goosed her
\"This used to be grand
but now look at my hand
you aint wipin\' as clean as you used ter\"
The ships first mate was named Carter
Oh but he was a farter
When the wind wouldn\'t blow
And the ship wouldn\"t go
It took Carter the farter to start Her
There once was a girl, Miley Cyrus
who used her tongue to inspire us
I don\'t get her plans
said her critics and her fans
but I hope she dosen\'t desire us
A perceptive young buck in the Gloucesters ,Yearned for a cold tinnie of Fosters,Rat piss in a pail,With melted down hail,He accepted as clever impostors.
there was a young man
his name was cameran
he bounced round the school
breaking all the rules
and now he is being kicked in the can