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there was a young man
his name was cameran
he bounced round the school
breaking all the rules
and now he is being kicked in the can
There was a great chicken named Fanny
Who smelled like an old fat nanny
So he crossed the road
Got ran over by a toad
but ressurected and was a little canny
Once lived a drunken man with a wooden leg
Who’s his misfortune forced him to dance and beg
The problem he had
Was tragic and sad
Since his leg, the remains of a Keg
There once was a maid from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass -
Not rounded and pink,
As you probably think,
But was gray, had long ears, and ate grass.
there once was a woman from scranton
the sight of her got me apantin\'
as good as she was
I had to leave cuz
all of her ravin\' and rantin\'