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    Fancy yourself a smarty-pants eh? Well then these are the limericks for you! Our Nerdy limericks section deals with math, Internet subculture, and science limericks. These guys often write limericks so complex that you would need to be a PHd to understand them! So read though a few and see if you can't raise your IQ. And if you are smarter than the rest of us you can submit your own limericks by clicking in the "Add a Limerick" button in the navigation to the left. Limercks are displayed by the most popular ones first, so make sure to Vote Up your favorites!

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    There was a young woman named Bright
    Whose speed was much faster than light.
    She set out one day
    In a relative way,
    And returned on the previous night.
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    A programmer started to cuss
    Because getting to sleep was a fuss
    As he lay there in bed
    Looping 'round in his head
    was: while(!asleep()) sheep++;
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    There once was a buggy AI
    Who decided her subject should die.
    When the plot was uncovered,
    The subjected discovered
    That sadly the cake was a lie.
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    There once was a [person] from [place]
    Whose [body part] was [special case].
    When [event] would occur,
    It would cause [him or her]
    To violate [law of time/space].
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    A dozen, a gross, and a score
    plus three times the square root of four
    divided by seven
    plus five times eleven
    is nine squared, and not a bit more!
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    I find limericks long and the same,
    And often they come out quite lame
    But this one I think
    Is rather succinct,
    And you sir, have just lost the game
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    A UNIX saleslady, Lenore,
    Enjoys work, but she likes the beach more.
    She found a good way
    To combine work and play:
    She sells C shells by the seashore.
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    There once was a sysadmin, Eddie,
    Who could strip, touch and finger real steady.
    But when it came to the mount,
    (From his sweetheart's account),
    It was always "Device is not ready".
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    Two experts, to explicate Meaning,
    Penned a text called "The Meaning of Meaning",
    But the world was perplexed,
    So three experts penned next
    "The Meaning of Meaning of Meaning".
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    Miss Farad was pretty and sensual
    And charged to a reckless potential;
    But a rascal named Ohm
    Conducted her home -
    Her decline was, alas, exponential.
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