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    Fancy yourself a smarty-pants eh? Well then these are the limericks for you! Our Nerdy limericks section deals with math, Internet subculture, and science limericks. These guys often write limericks so complex that you would need to be a PHd to understand them! So read though a few and see if you can't raise your IQ. And if you are smarter than the rest of us you can submit your own limericks by clicking in the "Add a Limerick" button in the navigation to the left. Limercks are displayed by the most popular ones first, so make sure to Vote Up your favorites!

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    Oh, home on the range,
    on the range, we go strange, and deranged,
    but for sex we got steer,
    that's why we don't go queer,
    cattle stray, so we get it that way.
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    Mary had a little sheep
    With the sheep, she did sleep
    The sheep turned out to be a ram
    Mary had a little lamb.
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    There was a programmer named Lee
    Whose wife (Ruby) drank Java, not tea
    But one day, by surprise
    Pythons bit out his eyes
    And to this day he still cannot C.
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    There once was a nympho named Myers,
    Who lit too many sexual fires.
    So he made himself flaccid
    By doing some acid
    To neutralize his base desires
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    I thought D&D would be fun
    But after today, I'm done
    For the dice, I weighted
    But I rolled then fainted
    After I saw a critical 1...
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    There once was a law student named Rex
    With diminutive organs of sex.
    When charged with exposure,
    He said with composure
    "De minimis non curat lex"
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    Just why is there mass they do cry?
    As we know our Collider won't lie,
    It is the Higg's boson
    That we have chosen
    To answer that question or die!
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    There once was a man names Rasputin,
    Who gave his own horn a tootin',
    He advised the Tsar,
    Didn't get too far,
    And then was given a bootin'/
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    There is something about satyriasis
    That arouses psychiatrists' biases.
    But we're both very pleased
    we're this way diseased,
    as the damsel who's waiting to try us is.
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    What I'd love is a wormhole in space
    in a very particular place.
    I'd try to contrive it
    so one end's at my privates
    and the other's attached to my face.
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