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There once was a man named Gene.
I can't believe what I have seen.
From ear to ear,
the path is clear.
There is nothing in between.

Though he didn't like men per se
He did something that most would think gay
He sucked on his bone
When he was alone
As much as he could every day

A man in the midst of self sucking
Heard what he sounded like fucking
Let them have their fun
While I swallow my cum
He thought as his hips started bucking

There once was this guy whose dick
Was as little as one can get
Not to mention his balls
Were incredibly small
Which is why he couldn't cum for shit

There once was man named Kent
Whose dick was so long that it bent
One day he got lucky
Playing with his rubber ducky
but instead of coming he went.
(Geoffrey Harris; submitted on 7 4 2017 )