There once was a woman from Rangoon
Who was raped by great baboon
The results were most horrid
All ass and no forehead
Three ball and a purple goatee
There once was a man from Boston
Who bought himself an Austin
There was room for his ads and a bucket of gas
But balls hung out and he lost them
There once was a woman from Cape Cod
Who thought all babies came from God
But it wasn't the almighty that lifted her nighty
It was Roger the lodger by God