There were three maids in Birmingham and I know a story concerning them, They lifted the frock and played with the cock of the Bishop engaged in confirming them. Now the Bishop was nobodies fool he'd been to a large public school. He pulled down his britches and buggered the bitches with his ten inch Episcopal tool. One of the girls named Sue said as the Bishop withdrew "The Vicar is quicker and thicker and slicker and two inches longer than you". Replied the Bishop to little miss Sue "What you have said is quite true - the Vicar is quicker and thicker and slicker and will soon have the dose I gave you".