Mandy's my wee Irish lass,
She's cute and her wit is a gas,
And big lips that protrude,
She could pass for a dude,
Cuz for sure she's got balls made a brass!
With her pink rubber friend named "The Pearl",
She sets the men's hormones a whirl,
They know she ain't fakin,
Cuz there's no mistakin,
The cum oozin out of that girl!